Dear Drunk Girls Who Sat Infront of Us Last Night

I would like to take this opportunity to express how much of a disgrace you are to the Sooner Nation...
First, it's football - not the club. Please leave tube top dresses and cowboy boots at home.
Secondly, I understand that in the student section at home- which you have probably sat for 6 years now, this being your 3rd senior year and all, that you prefer to stand during the game. I understand- I've sat in the student section before too. However, we're not at Owen Field and when you have people over the age of 75 sitting behind you, it is common courtesy to stay seated so they can also enjoy the game which they paid good money for. It is not polite to talk back to elders that nicely ask you to sit down so they can see. It is especially rude to curse about me to your friends for choosing to respect those behind me that have cheered for our Sooners much longer than we have.
Thirdly, please do not take advantage of your parents who pay both for your tuition and living expenses. Each of you spending over $60 on alcohol in one evening is quite ridiculous.
That brings me to my fourth point, please know your limits. When the "beer man" walks by- one at a time is plenty. He comes around often enough, so please don't feel in a rush to chug the last half of your beverage and obligate yourself to buy two more every 15 minutes. That is wasteful- and you don't have brain cells to go wasting around right now. Also, when you are struggling to find bills totaling $8, you have gone beyound your limit. Remember, 5 plus 4 does not equal 8.
And lastly, please do not come to the game if you are just going to get wasted and distract those around you all night. You can do the same at home, on your couch, for much less money.

Sincerely,
Lori